SP TAPE out NOW. FREE KUNG FU

FREE JADE PALACE GUARD TAPE

NU TAPE OUT NOW

JADE PALACE GUARD: Gasmask Training Manual Part One
This beat tape contains extra hiddden scrolls and ancient art work. Download it FREE today!

Jade Static Manual [LEAK]

BRAND NEW! Sneed the Jade Badger exclusive single off the upcoming JADE PALACE GUARD beat tape. Dropping December 20th on StrangeGibberish.Net.

JADE PALACE GUARD NEWS ALERT

Happy Holidays! Nu Kung Fu on the way! Get your Gasmask ready!

KUNG FU TO GO [Enter the Mobile Dragon]

Mobile App. for $need the Jade Badger is now up and running. Please try it out on your Android Phones. Iphone coming soon.

Jade Palace Guard vs Prince Abraxas

A JADE PALACE GUARD Ration Sample Bonus Pack. A mix of Samples and sneak listen tracks for an upcoming Project. Gasmask Training Manual One. NU TAPE COMING SOON>>>

PUT ON YOUR GASMASK....and KEEP IT ON.

COMING SOON??? TRICK OR TREAT?!

HALLOWEEN, EXORCISMS and STRANGE GIBBERISH

THE JADE PALACE GUARD has landed a spot on the

Strange Gibberish Recordingz

ROSTER click to download FREE

BEWARE THE 13 BLACK FLAGS

FREE HORROR HALLOWEEN BEAT TAPE.
http://snedyabettaoffdead.bandcamp.com/album/beware-the-13-black-flags

Once again the Jade Palace has landed. More vintage samples mixed with experimental drum and bass. Sneed the Jade Badger and Locksmith bring in the Halloween season with
another grimy, dirty, scary as hell, Horror Halloween Tape. 13 Tracks that will rip your flesh off. Set that Halloween party ablaze and Beware the 13 Black Flags!

BEWARE THE 13 BLACK FLAGS

COMING SOON

October 13th 12:00 AM will be the release of The latest beat tape from JADE PALACE. This new tape will be a Horror and Halloween themed creation, and will include experimental beats and vintage horror movie skits. JADE PALACE is the sort of band name of the founding members of The JADE PALACE GUARD, Locksmith and Sneed the Jade Badger. The JADE PALACE GUARD is a group of underground and experimental beat makers that are based in various parts of the US as well as Parts UNKNOWN. (see lower posts for more info)

SOUL SAMPLES

AQUA LUNG THRILLS (section 1:01)
A video response for youtube Soul Sample Mix
PEACE to xM3F

BATTLE TAPE

JADE PALACE GUARD Revenge Mix #11 Featuring LockSmith and Sneed the Jade Badger. FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD
WRIST LOCKS VS BADGER CLAWS!!!
Wrist Locks vs Badger Claws (Revenge Mix #11) by $need the Jade Badger

Midnight Kids for Japan

The OG supporter of The JADE PALACE GUARD has once again surfaced from the shadows of The Walled City of Kowloon. This time in full force in an effort to give back to a nation of so much inspiration. JAPAN. keep an ear out July 25th for the KC.93 Records compilation album in association with Anime4Breakfast and MDNK Academy. The relief album "Midnight Kids for Japan" featuring the entire KC.93 roster and a never heard Jade Badger track. Below is a teaser.

NU KUNG FU TAPE [FREE!]

Get the new JADE PALACE GUARD TAPE 3. FREE on Bandcamp. 20+ Tracks of Pulp delight.

NU JADE BADGER TAPE [JADE PALACE GUARD TAPE 3]

The New Tape by Kung Fu Beat Maker $need the Jade Badger is coming out July 8th. This FREE digital EP " JADE PALACE GUARD TAPE 3 Duel of the Big Five (SECRET WARZ) will be a mix of beat makers and influnces from various known and perhaps unknown martial arts clicks, sects and Dojo. Now the question is:
Who are the Jade Palace Guard?

The JADE PALACE GUARD a collaboration of experimental beat makers and DJs. The concepts and influence lie in Martial Arts, Sci-FI, Horror, and Vintage films. The JADE PALACE an underground sound testing, sampling and recording area (also called a Lab, Chamber, or DOJO) currently located in Poughkeepsie, NY. This team utilizes a broad range of electronic and classic instruments. The JADE PALACE has been known to be a MOBILE operation and has moved locations numerous time. These MOBILE DOJO have had semi-permanent residence and can also be set up and taken down in one night. Sometimes running off of generators or stolen power sources. One said, DOJO codenamed: The Eagle's Roost, was one of the longer permenant running DOJO with a large library of sound and equipment. The 2010 release "Northeastern Eagle Fist" was recorded at this location. With its start in early 2007 The Eagle's Roost was host to the majority of sound and recorded samples that lie in The JADE PALACE VAULT. This location was destroyed in a Mysterious fire the summer of 2010. Vinyl and music equipment was lost, but the majority of The JADE PALACE VAULT and its collection of sounds were saved. Since then The JADE PALACE at its new location codenamed: UNKNOWN, has released multiple Experimental, Electronic and LO-FI Kung Fu Digital EPs and a recent CD. Members of The JADE PALACE GUARD include Sneed the Jade Badger, Locksmith, Mr. CHI-202, Lord L, Lo-Fi Butterfly, Good Monk, Killa Kowalski, O-Ren Ishi, Dart Frog Lo, David Arcade, SamuraiMugen, BoomBapp, and Nigel One. The JADE PALACE has collaborated GLOBALLY with Invincible Armour a DJ crew from England as well as being featured on a DJ SKAE CD release [The A-List] in Australia with Sneed the Jade Badger getting co-production credit on the ending track. This collaboration was done with Invincible Armour and is featured below. With its alternate cover and feature on Sneed the Jade Badger "Heartbreak Warrior". The JADE PALACE GUARD have also collaborated with Anime4Breakfast, KC.93 Records, Strange Gibberish Recordingz and Out2Lunch! Entertainment.




The story they will tell you...
The Jade Palace crashed landed on Earth after LOCKSMITH a beat maker from another dimension and time unlocked a time portal to ancient China. In doing so he stumbled upon The JADE PALACE and was able to unlock the palace gate releasing palace drummers SNEED THE JADE BADGER and MR. CHI-202 from a 33 year imprisonment sentence for making music that drove the royal subjects to riot. In doing so the three were able to escape and then took over the Palace Vault , which is a giant time machine in itself.

With the Palace now in the hands of these renegade beat makers, they set off around the galaxies, collecting sounds from everywhere and any time! This Year 2011 the JADE PALACE was caught in a cosmic explosion and was pulled into Earth's atmosphere. Crash landing in a sculpture park in Poughkeepsie NY. The time and dimension traveling component was damaged beyond repair and the pieces remain in said park.. The JADE PALACE is now stuck here on Earth forced to make dope beats and survive on Hard Apple Cider and Bong Hits.

The Purple Jade Conspiracy (Limited Edition)

ON BANDCAMP NOW!!

THE PURPLE JADE CONSPIRACY is out in a first run CD limited edition release. 25 Tracks! (11 sneak listens shown here) Get the Digital Download (Lo-Fi version) FREE with purchase. Tons of brand new, never heard tracks. A bonus CD (choice of 3) and random 70-80s era comic book and other goodies will be stuffed in the box, while supplies last.
Only 100 copies available. Buy it here on Bandcamp or find the Jade Badger at live sets this spring and summer 2011.
BONUS CD Choices are:
Heartbreak Warrior (Crescent Sword Technique),
JADE PALACE GUARD TAPE 2, Or
COMIC BOOK COLLECTION

http://sneedthejadebadger.bandcamp.com/album/the-purple-jade-conspiracy-limited-edition

JADE BADGER TAPE

FRONT COVER BY: http://www.johnbreiner.com
THE PURPLE JADE CONSPIRACY is out in a first run CD limited edition release.
Only 100 copies available. Inquire at http://www.facebook.com/sneedthejadebadger and find the Jade Badger at live sets this spring and summer 2011.

NINJA SMOKE TRICKS

THE PURPLE JADE CONSPIRACY is out in a first run CD limited edition release.
Only 100 copies available. Inquire at http://www.facebook.com/sneedthejadebadger and find the Jade Badger at live sets this spring and summer 2011.

Jade Badger In Philly!

Out2Lunch Showcase during 2nd Saturdays on East Passyunk Ave.
at SOUTH PHILLY COMICS.
* 1621 E Passyunk Ave
* Philadelphia, PA 19148
approved by Comicvine.com

Featuring:
SamHaiNe -reading, "The Man From O-Ren Ishi"
( http://www.reverbnation.com/allhailming )
with sounds by CLUTTER. ( http://www.myspace.com/clutterny )

SPECIAL SETS BY:
$NEED the Jade Badger ( http://www.facebook.com/SneedtheJadeBadger )
&
Elizabeth Glushko ( http://www.myspace.com/egcello )

Demetrius Daniel ( http://www.reverbnation.com/demetriusdaniel ) Throwing in the Spoken Word finesse

+possible special guests!!!
NO COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, April 9 · 6:00pm - 9:00pm
Location
South Philly Comics
1621 E Passyunk Ave

THE STORY BEGINS

In time for Valentines Day 2011. The Jade Palace has bequeathed from its chambers.
"The Heartbreak Warrior (Crecent Sword Technique)"
A lo-fi prequel to the upcoming " Purple Jade Conspiracy" LP.
All produced, mixed and mastered by $need the Jade Badger.
10 tracks of KUNG FU techniques that would put fear in the heart of the Chang-sing and the Wing Kong themselves. Nobody quite brings back that nostalgic feeling of NYC during the mid 70's- late 80's quite like the Jade Badger. Out2Lunch constantly supplies its small intimate cult following with winter music that can chill both your beer and your soul at the same time and this album is no exception to that standard.
-Out.2.Lunch @
www.facebook.com/Out2LunchEntertainment
Download this album FREE in MP3

"Heartbreak Warrior". "Sneed the Jade Badger mixes funky grooves and breaks with experimental sampling of Asian cinema compositions. Creating a sound fans of Asian pop culture and cinema can relate to."
- John Breiner (NY based Fine Artist)
www.johnbreiner.com


"Lo-Fi sensibilities coupled with digital finesse. The classic beat production and Random Kung Fu dialogue have come into their own in this album. $need the Jade Badger is mastering his own style as it marinates in the moment impregnated by inspiration."
- SamHaiNe (O-Ren Ishi) O.2.L
www.facebook.com/pages/Sam-HaiNe-presents-O-REN-ISHI/119624241382581

Sunday Music Feature pt.1 [2011]

New Projects on the way and live performances in February and April.
got to http://www.facebook.com/out2lunchentertainment for dates.