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WE ARE STILL HERE

HELLO BLOGGERS.  LONG TIME!  We have been very busy over at The JADE PALACE.  We now have our own website JADEPALACEGUARD.COM and you can check there for updates on JADE PALACE GUARD as well as find NEW music and SHOP for new merchandise, including LIMITED EDITION ACTION FIGURES and LIMITED EDITION CASSETTES!  So please join us over there when you have time...

However we shall still continue to drop a BLOG here now and then as well so here is some video for you to check out... Thank you for all your support over the years!

JADE PALACE GUARD LEGENDS

Jade Palace Guard celebrates the life and work of Jim Kelly. In their new series "Jade Palace Guard Legends" . Each beat tape/sound collage will feature a fictional concept involving a person of legendary status.

James Milton "Jim" "the Dragon" Kelly starred in numerous martial arts films in the 1970's, including Black Belt Jones, Three the Hard Way and Black Samurai. He later left acting and became a professional tennis player. He appeared in a commercial with NBA star LeBron James in 2004. Well known for his role as Williams in the 1973 Bruce Lee film Enter the Dragon. Kelly began his martial arts career under the tutelage of Sin Kwan The (Shaolin-Do) in Lexington, Kentucky. He also trained in Okinawan karate under the direction of Parker Shelton, Nate Patton, and Gordon Doversola. During the early 1970s, Jim Kelly became one of the most decorated world karate champions in the sport. In 1971, Kelly won four prestigious championships that same year, most notably, the World Middleweight Karate title at the 1971 Long Beach International Karate Championships. Sadly he died on June 29, 2013. Forever an inspiration and martial arts master his legend lives on in The halls of The Jade Palace Guard. We salute you Master Kelly

In this sample heavy lo-fi production Sneed the Jade Badger chops then mixes a soulful salad of Jim Kelly movie samples and trailers that form the newly discovered story of MISTER SAND! Find out what happens!

Available on Limited Cassette, CD, and of course digital download. ACT NOW! and be the first on your block to have the "Jade Palace Guard LEGENDS" Jim Kelly T-shirt! limited supply!

credits

released 16 December 2013
MISTER SAND [Jim Kelly Tribute]
Produced live at Jade Palace by:
Sneed the Jade Badger.

Cassettes dubbed on HIGH OUTPUT/Lo Noise hand painted tape.
A side includes full album plus extended cassette only OUTRO.
B side includes cassette only RAW version of the secret year end JADE BADGER finale "Escape from Jade Palace" a somewhat continuation of the MISTER SANDS story. ENJOY!

Jade Digital 45" series 2013

Greetings Bloggers, Been awhile since I have posted on the old blog. If you hadn't noticed (due to this lapse in blog communication) we've have been quite busy over at the Jade Palace. This past year 2013 Year of the Snake has been very auspicious. We have had a few Limited T-shirt and Cassette tape releases (a few tapes still available). Released numerous beat tape compilations (check BANDCAMP ) with many new members of THE JADE PALACE GUARD and Producers from around the world. We've traveled south to S/G fest and Performed live with strangegibberish.net, and even started a bootleg/knock off toyline (MORE INFO SOON). and now... as summer settles into cooler nights and haze filled mornings a new chapter arises... Introducing The JADE DIGITAL 45" SERIES! For the remainder of the year we will be releasing a 2-3 track mini beat tape two times a week! Oh and yes they are FREE! Each tape will be a new mystery in Jade Palace lo-fi sorcery and science, and will feature NEW and Different Producers. Here is The first 3! installments to keep you busy til week two starts! Keep ya senses sharp and thanks for the support! JADE DIGITAL 45" SERIES #1 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 LO-FI 303_E.S.P. [Extrasensory perception] BEAT TAPE 1_CHILDREN WITH E.S.P. 2_STONE AGE GIRLS 3_DOCTOR OF NOTHING [STATIC VER.] #2 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 STALKING EAGLE, HIDDEN BADGER [BEAT TAPE] 1_HIDDEN BADGER 2_STALKING EAGLE 3_FOUND IN AN OLD JACKET #3 of Jade Digital 45" series 2013 MOUNTAIN GOD ELIXIR_BEAT TAPE 1_MOUNTAIN GOD ELIXIR 2_MIRACLE PILL_PT.1 3_MIRACLE PILL_PT.2

WEAR THESE TAPES OUT

SACRED JADE TAPES vol 1 A LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! THIS COLLABORATION BATTLE BEAT TAPE WILL FEATURE 2 HOURS! OF VARIOUS JADE PALACE MEMBERS.WITH RANDOM B-SIDE MIXES AND WILL INCLUDE THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD, BONUS TRACKS, AND HANDMADE ART WORK THE LIMITED RUN OF TAPES SHOULD BE UNDER 8 BUCKS! EXPECT EXTRAS (COMICS, CDs, TOYS, DVDS, ETC) STUFFED IN THE BOX. LIMITED SIZES. IRON ON T-SHIRT COULD BE ANY ONE OF THE JADE PALACE ALBUM COVERS, THEREFORE STYLES VARY! GET IMMEDIATE FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE ALEX MURPHY PROJECT: ALEX MURPHY PROJECT WITH PRE-ORDER OF THIS VERY LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! *Bonus* SECRET DIGITAL-RELEASE OF THE UPCOMING SNAKE EYES TAPE (SIDE A). DUE OUT LATE THIS SUMMER? GET IT NOW WITH THIS MEGA DOWNLOAD!! stream and single HERE: snake-eyes-606.bandcamp.com THIS TAPE HAS BEEN HELD IN LIMBO FOR OVER A YEAR. A MUST HAVE!!! PREORDER!! Limited Edition Cassette and Iron on ALBUM COVER T-Shirt. (Includes Sml Ration Pack) or Limited Edition Cassette and Hand Stenciled ONE ARMED BOXER T-Shirt. (Includes Lrg Rations Pack) Pre-order includes immediate download of 2 tracks in your choice of high-quality MP3, FLAC, or other formats. A link to the complete album will be emailed to you the moment it’s released. 4/8/13 COMPLETE ORDER WILL INCLUDE CASSETTE TAPE AND 8 TRACK DIGITAL DOWNLOAD. MERCH WILL INCLUDE T-SHIRT and JADE PALACE GUARD RATIONS PACKs

THE EYE OF ODIN

JADE PALACE- THE EYE OF ODIN_ http://strangegibberish1.bandcamp.com... Recorded at The PIT via JADE PALACE MOTHER SHIP with samples taken on location in Norwalk.CT. The Locksmith on Bliptronic 5000 and KORG Monotron. The Jade Badger on Roland Sp-303 and JADE Melodica .

ENTER THE SNAKE

HAPPY NEW YEAR. Coming into the year of the Snake 2013. Closing down 2012 with the new tape by The JADE PALACE GUARD is Silver Hermit the newest powerhouse on the Jade roster

THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON IS COMING TO A CLOSE. WITH IT BRINGS THE LAST JADE PALACE GUARD BEAT BATTLE/COLLABORATION TAPE. WITH RUMORS OF A LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! HERE IS THE ALBUM ART BROUGHT TO YOU BY www.johnbreiner.com. THIS COLLABORATION BATTLE BEAT TAPE WILL FEATURE 16 TRACKS BY VARIOUS JADE PALACE MEMBERS. THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD WILL BE FREE. THE LIMITED RUN OF TAPES SHOULD BE UNDER 2 BUCKS! KEEP AN EYE OUT THIS WEEKEND BEFORE THE BALL DROPS!

JADE BADGER FINALE 2012

FREE DOWNLOAD The last live performance by Sneed the Jade Badger of 2012 SP-303, SP-606, AUDACITY, ADOBE AUDITION, VINYL, DVD, AND THE JADE BADGER ELIXIR. credits released 26 November 2012 PRODUCED and TAPPED OUT LIVE @ THE JADE PALACE BY SNEED THE JADE BADGER AKA JADE BADGER AKA SNEED AKA MR. $NEED AKA SNED YA BETTA OFF DEAD [RIP]

Palace Spirits [Final Dayz]

November brings with it a Natural Disaster and A Musical Massacre. With The Last Three beat tapes of the year by Sneed the Jade badger and company The Jade Palace Guard. The collaboration Horror tape by Locksmith and The Jade badger himself released in October SPLICING THE SWAMP. The Early November release PALACE SPIRITS on strangegibberish.net which is a drinking song tape. As well as a soundcloud only release by SILVER HERMIT??

DOUBLE FEATURE

JADE PALACE TAPE [INTRUDER ALERT!]

GET HIDDEN TRACKS, BONUS ART AND EXCLUSIVE VIDEO WITH FULL FREE DOWNLOAD

INTRUDER ALERT!

NEW SACRED JADE TAPES COMING SOON!
A sequel to the 2009 sample heavy digital release VINTAGE FUTURE by The JADE PALACE. This 8 track album with (hidden) Bonus track is another instrumental collaboration between Sneed and The Locksmith, with guest spots by Soul Reapa and Dart Frog Lo. Vintage film and vinyls were sampled to create this foreshadowing beat tape release. Something is coming! INTRUDER ALERT!

The POWER KINGDOM RANSOM

A powerful and underground Poughkeepsie, NY drug lords' daughter is kidnapped. When the ransom is stolen during the exchange the stakes become higher. A mysterious stranger calling himself The Jade Badger steps in to save the day. Or is that his intention?? And who is the new Ronin from the Bronx who has come to settle a score??? FIND OUT in...
THE POWER KINGDOM RANSOM
Featuring: Sneed The Jade Badger AKA SNEED 888
Introducing: Jade God Hands AKA RONIN 77

NU BOXING MANUAL OUT NOW!

ONE ARMED BOXING is an ancient fighting form, as well as a beat making technique used by The JADE PALACE GUARD. It can also be described as Minimal Beat making. Using a Turntable along with an SP Machine to create beats. NOT using the sequencer or quantize functions. Yet still cutting and pasting when necessary. All the makings for a Minimal yet Complex Package.
Please download for all the hidden tracks. Album is FREE or name a price. Thank you for your support of The JADE PALACE GUARD
NAME A PRICE OVER $3.00 TO GET A JADE PALACE GUARD CD and EMERGENCY RATIONS PACK. [SHIPS FREE IN US ONLY, EMAIL REQUIRED]

JADE PALACE GUARD__SP LO-FI TAPE
*UNLOCK HIDDEN SCROLLS WITH FULL DOWNLOAD

TRACK LIST

1. The Art of Breaking In *
2. Intro
3. A False Arm
4. False Arm Sword
5. One Armed Suspect
6. Wrist Lock Counter
5. Sleeping Fist [1st Arm]
6. Soft Fist [2nd Arm]
7. Ghost Hand [3rd Arm]
8. Stone Hand [4th Arm]
9. A Fistful of Talons
10. Hidden Eagle Claw
11. Severed Arm Redemption
12. Key Points
13. Voodoo Stomp (Ext. Ver.) *
14. Chopped Up Here *
15. Aqua Maniac *
16. Wait_Mental

What is One Armed Boxing?

Find out with this FREE Jade Palace Guard Kung Fu Sample Manual (FULL TAPE COMING SOON)

SHORT FILM IN THE WORKS

Keep an eye out this summer for the short "Cold Blooded". Written, Filmed, Edited and Directed by SNED and The Jade Palace Guard. Featuring The Locksmith and Sneed the Jade Badger. Here is the teaser...

RAMEN WARRIORS??

NEW CD COMING SOON. BEWARE THE JADE SYNDICATE

JADE EMPIRE [Sacred Jade Tapes]

JADE EMPIRE [Sacred Jade Tapes] Mix Em', Match Em' Collect them ALL FREE! @:
http://thejadepalaceguard.bandcamp.com/ Download the whole album or each side individually.

JADE EMPIRE

The Year of The Dragon our year 2012 is going to be a busy one. This march a new member of The Jade Palace Guard will emerge with the drop of our next beat tape
[JADE EMPIRE Sacred Jade Tapes]. Sneed the Jade Badger will be performing in Orlando, FL at The Strange Gibberish Festival (stay tuned for details). There will also be a relaunch of the Jade Palace Guard phone App as well as a bunch of new concepts and even a Jade palace Guard WEB PAGE! For now please enjoy this video promo of The Jade Badger