THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON IS COMING TO A CLOSE. WITH IT BRINGS THE LAST JADE PALACE GUARD BEAT BATTLE/COLLABORATION TAPE. WITH RUMORS OF A LIMITED CASSETTE TAPE RUN! HERE IS THE ALBUM ART BROUGHT TO YOU BY www.johnbreiner.com. THIS COLLABORATION BATTLE BEAT TAPE WILL FEATURE 16 TRACKS BY VARIOUS JADE PALACE MEMBERS. THE DIGITAL DOWNLOAD WILL BE FREE. THE LIMITED RUN OF TAPES SHOULD BE UNDER 2 BUCKS! KEEP AN EYE OUT THIS WEEKEND BEFORE THE BALL DROPS!

JADE BADGER FINALE 2012

FREE DOWNLOAD The last live performance by Sneed the Jade Badger of 2012 SP-303, SP-606, AUDACITY, ADOBE AUDITION, VINYL, DVD, AND THE JADE BADGER ELIXIR. credits released 26 November 2012 PRODUCED and TAPPED OUT LIVE @ THE JADE PALACE BY SNEED THE JADE BADGER AKA JADE BADGER AKA SNEED AKA MR. $NEED AKA SNED YA BETTA OFF DEAD [RIP]

Palace Spirits [Final Dayz]

November brings with it a Natural Disaster and A Musical Massacre. With The Last Three beat tapes of the year by Sneed the Jade badger and company The Jade Palace Guard. The collaboration Horror tape by Locksmith and The Jade badger himself released in October SPLICING THE SWAMP. The Early November release PALACE SPIRITS on strangegibberish.net which is a drinking song tape. As well as a soundcloud only release by SILVER HERMIT??

DOUBLE FEATURE

JADE PALACE TAPE [INTRUDER ALERT!]

GET HIDDEN TRACKS, BONUS ART AND EXCLUSIVE VIDEO WITH FULL FREE DOWNLOAD

INTRUDER ALERT!

NEW SACRED JADE TAPES COMING SOON!
A sequel to the 2009 sample heavy digital release VINTAGE FUTURE by The JADE PALACE. This 8 track album with (hidden) Bonus track is another instrumental collaboration between Sneed and The Locksmith, with guest spots by Soul Reapa and Dart Frog Lo. Vintage film and vinyls were sampled to create this foreshadowing beat tape release. Something is coming! INTRUDER ALERT!

The POWER KINGDOM RANSOM

A powerful and underground Poughkeepsie, NY drug lords' daughter is kidnapped. When the ransom is stolen during the exchange the stakes become higher. A mysterious stranger calling himself The Jade Badger steps in to save the day. Or is that his intention?? And who is the new Ronin from the Bronx who has come to settle a score??? FIND OUT in...
THE POWER KINGDOM RANSOM
Featuring: Sneed The Jade Badger AKA SNEED 888
Introducing: Jade God Hands AKA RONIN 77

NU BOXING MANUAL OUT NOW!

ONE ARMED BOXING is an ancient fighting form, as well as a beat making technique used by The JADE PALACE GUARD. It can also be described as Minimal Beat making. Using a Turntable along with an SP Machine to create beats. NOT using the sequencer or quantize functions. Yet still cutting and pasting when necessary. All the makings for a Minimal yet Complex Package.
Please download for all the hidden tracks. Album is FREE or name a price. Thank you for your support of The JADE PALACE GUARD
NAME A PRICE OVER $3.00 TO GET A JADE PALACE GUARD CD and EMERGENCY RATIONS PACK. [SHIPS FREE IN US ONLY, EMAIL REQUIRED]

JADE PALACE GUARD__SP LO-FI TAPE
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TRACK LIST

1. The Art of Breaking In *
2. Intro
3. A False Arm
4. False Arm Sword
5. One Armed Suspect
6. Wrist Lock Counter
5. Sleeping Fist [1st Arm]
6. Soft Fist [2nd Arm]
7. Ghost Hand [3rd Arm]
8. Stone Hand [4th Arm]
9. A Fistful of Talons
10. Hidden Eagle Claw
11. Severed Arm Redemption
12. Key Points
13. Voodoo Stomp (Ext. Ver.) *
14. Chopped Up Here *
15. Aqua Maniac *
16. Wait_Mental

What is One Armed Boxing?

Find out with this FREE Jade Palace Guard Kung Fu Sample Manual (FULL TAPE COMING SOON)

SHORT FILM IN THE WORKS

Keep an eye out this summer for the short "Cold Blooded". Written, Filmed, Edited and Directed by SNED and The Jade Palace Guard. Featuring The Locksmith and Sneed the Jade Badger. Here is the teaser...

RAMEN WARRIORS??

NEW CD COMING SOON. BEWARE THE JADE SYNDICATE

JADE EMPIRE [Sacred Jade Tapes]

JADE EMPIRE [Sacred Jade Tapes] Mix Em', Match Em' Collect them ALL FREE! @:
http://thejadepalaceguard.bandcamp.com/ Download the whole album or each side individually.

JADE EMPIRE

The Year of The Dragon our year 2012 is going to be a busy one. This march a new member of The Jade Palace Guard will emerge with the drop of our next beat tape
[JADE EMPIRE Sacred Jade Tapes]. Sneed the Jade Badger will be performing in Orlando, FL at The Strange Gibberish Festival (stay tuned for details). There will also be a relaunch of the Jade Palace Guard phone App as well as a bunch of new concepts and even a Jade palace Guard WEB PAGE! For now please enjoy this video promo of The Jade Badger

JADE PALACE GUARD vs MECHA NINJA

NU TAPEZ COMING SOON!
A four sided collaboration of cyber ninja destruction! SIDE A by DA SOULREAVAH SIDE B by CYBER NINJAH SIDE C by DA LOCKSMITH SIDE D by JADE BADJAH

WRESTLING WITH GIBBERISH [WWG]

NOW ENTERING THE RING AREA! AN ALL NEW!! S/G RECORDZ COLLABORATIVE. Featuring TWO Rock Em' Sock Em' tracks by The JADE BADGER himself! PLEASE CHECKOUT The FREE download
@ S/G Recordz FREE the WWG!!

FREE BEAT TAPES EVERYDAY

GRIMEY BEATs FOR DIRTYest MONKS and NINJA
SP-303, Ipod Touch/Drumpad app, rollup keyboard, Tai Chi Ninja Manual, and Jade Seal Budz
Tai Chi Ninja (Six Demon Bag)